We had the same issue with the vile things last year - Made all sorts of cakes, muffins, crumbles and chutney, but in the end DH turned the remaining feijoa mountain into wine. It's gone down well with the feijoa lovers, but not me, it's still vile 
This year we were giving a carrier bag-a-day to kindy and work mates. I've given up collecting them in the last week and now have a feijoa carpet that not even the chickens or possum are interested in.
Mar 08 - attend Expo - no joy
Apr - OH sends 4 CV's - gets 1 interview - Interview success - Accredited Employer
Jul - WTR visa granted
OH Flew- 13th Aug 08
Me&3 flew 13th Sep 08 - WE ARE HERE!