When Halloween comes around I stick a notice on my front door which reads 'no trick or treaters' ........ and I'm the mother of 2 young kids.
I know this makes me sound like a miserable old cow (and actually - I'm a right good laugh) - but I can't abide those sticky little people - (who the day before and the day after will totally ignore my existance) - standing on by doorstep begging for sweeties.
I'm up for bobbing the apple though - and making scary lanterns out of swedes, I'll even stretch to the odd plastic bat being hung from the ceiling - but trick or treat I'll be damned.
Regards ...... Grumpy of Staffordshire