Ana&Steve
benandclare
Carey
dilanium
Duncan74
Familyofmonkeys
Georgebulldog
GrumpyGoat
James 1077
KatieBen
Mamee & Co
M-Squared
newarrival
Parsley
Sam B
sophiedb
Sun777
victoria24
Wooly_Cow
Whoa, I might get awarded for spending all my free time on the computer? Awesome!
Ooooh, a custom user title? I don't know what this is but I would SOOOO use this for the greater good. Oh ME ME, PLEASE PICK ME! I've got my hand up, and the other arm is supporting it to go higher and my tongue is lolling out and I'm deep breathing and EVERYTHING. C'mon guys, I've supported and loved you for 4 years now.
Um, what IS a custom user title?
Or ... gorgeous? Bloody wonderful sage? Witty raconteur? I dunno ... just a few suggestions. Um, WHY is Duncan winning? Look, just because he's lonely and his wife hasn't joined him yet, I've heard that he HATES the sympathy vote, so think again voters...
Even I didn't vote for me. Look, all I'm going to do is change it to 'left of the curve'. So there. You've seen the joke, there's no point in voting now. Move on. Give it to someone that cares. I'm not even going to be online for a quarter of the month as I'm cycling. No computer, probably not even mobile phone.
At the risk of being repetitive then I'm happy to pretend I'm a Fifa executive committee member and sell my votes for a donation to Mo'vemeber. Even if you donate to someone elses's page (although anything given to mine gets doubled).
There you go, you heard it from the man himself. Don't bother. Just vote for ME!