This is one of my FAVORITES!!! Sooooo funny!
My american friend (who lives here married to a kiwi) and I LOVE the "my one" and "your one" --we use it all the time with great hilarity!
I also really like "grow-en" for "grown" and "know-en" for "known" --two syllable words for kiwis but only one for americans!
That extra little kiwi "ennnn" on the end!! Giggles!