I'll start:
"Wow.. this is a really nice flat. Is it insulated?"
I'll start:
"Wow.. this is a really nice flat. Is it insulated?"
"10 degrees - time to break out my winter boots!"
"It's 20 degrees on a December summer day? What I wouldn't give to be sipping a flat white by the chilly bin in my jandals!"
You call them air conditioning units, I call them heat pumps.
Car insurance is optional?
Yuss
Mmmm nice bit of fencing.
I'm sitting on the deck, sunbathing, glass of chilled sav writing my Christmas cards.......
"Have you lost your shoes at school again?"
"Where are the kids? Oh, down at the wharf? No worries."
"We really need to organise our wood pile."
"Oh yeah, I know her, that's my husband's sister's husband's sister-in-law."
"Sorry, I can't buy that $50 sheep you're selling because my freezer is full of sausages for the sausage sizzle."
"Sure, I'll go floundering with you even though you caught a 2.5 metre wide sting ray last time."
I could go on and on...
Ha! I called up AA or the bank or something and I got an automated answer phone.
"If you need to make a claim, say, 'Yes.'"
"Yes."
"I'm sorry, I didn't understand you. If you'd like to make a claim, say, 'Yes.'"
"Yeess."
"I'm sorry, I didn't understand you. If you'd like to make a claim, say, 'Yes.'"
"YEESS!"
"I'm sorry, I didn't understand you. If you'd like to make a claim, say, 'Yes.'"
"Yes, Yes, Yes, A million times YES!"
"I'm sorry, I didn't understand you. If you'd like to make a claim, say, 'Yes.'"
"Yuss"
"Thank you, we'll put you through to a claim representative now"
I felt like those Burnistoun guys in the lift.