Originally Posted by
JandM
Sorry for what I'm about to say, which isn't what you will want to hear.
INZ are working through a backlog of applications at the moment, even worse with the end-of-year holiday shut-down coming very close, and even "easy" applications are taking a longer time than normal (not that there is a normal) to be processed.
You would do well to contact INZ about this BEFORE travelling, and even then, they're not likely to agree. However, knowing that while still in the UK is better than getting stopped at the airport of arrival in NZ, and returned on the next flight.
The thing to remember is that a visitor's visa isn't there to be a catch-all for someone who hasn't got a different visa suitable for their situation - it's specifically for a stay in NZ for a limited time, with the person having a demonstrable life and responsibilities in another country to which they will return at the end of the time. (It's not a substitute for some other visa UNLESS INZ themselves decide to issue one in a particular case, and that isn't done because an applicant asks, for their convenience.) Telling INZ that you DON'T want to go "home" effectively rules you out for a visitor's visa.
If you arrive in NZ applying to get in as a visa-waiver person, your name and details would immediately bring up your records on the INZ computer, including the fact that you have an application in for an ESV which has not yet been decided. This would LOOK LIKE one kind of classic behaviour, trying to pre-empt INZ's decision about the ESV, with the danger that you might disappear into the overstayers' black market, an instant trigger for being pulled aside for long interviews and investigations, and probably, repatriation, because although your employer would be saying, 'Yes, yes, there's a job waiting,' you can't take the job and s/he can't let you unless and until INZ have granted the ESV, and, in any case, a pending job isn't an appropriate reason for a visitor's visa.
Seriously, if you can't get word from INZ that your ESV is likely to have been granted before that flight - and I think that's pretty unlikely - your best bet is not to go.